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Thomas Hood · 1861 · Scanned text · Free in the US

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Author
Thomas Hood
Language
English
Published
1861
Length
184,369 words · about 12 h 55 min
Sections
89 reader sections
Text
Scanned text, read from page scans by OCR; may contain errors
Rights
Public domain in the United States

 

Contents (89)
  1. Front matter under 1 min
  2. Preface about 2 min
  3. Contents about 6 h 8 min
  4. Chapter I about 3 min
  5. Chapter II about 1 min
  6. CHAPTER III. " But the letter, sir, the letter — " about 7 min
  7. CHAPTER IV. Well, — there is the letter about 2 min
  8. CHAPTER V. But to return to the Tour about 3 min
  9. Chapter VI about 1 min
  10. Chapter VII about 2 min
  11. CHAPTER VIII. It was a grievous case ! about 3 min
  12. Chapter IX about 3 min
  13. Chapter X about 4 min
  14. Chapter XI about 3 min
  15. CHAPTER XII. " Mercy on me ! " about 3 min
  16. CHAPTER XIII. Relief at last ! about 4 min
  17. CHAPTER XIV. Poor Miss Crane ! about 3 min
  18. Chapter XV about 2 min
  19. Chapter XVI about 2 min
  20. CHAPTER XVII. Hark ! about 2 min
  21. CHAPTER XVIII. To return to the sick-chamber about 3 min
  22. Chapter XIX about 2 min
  23. Chapter XX about 1 h 21 min
  24. CHAPTER I. " What sweet thoughts she thinks Of violets and pinks." about 1 min
  25. Chapter II about 3 min
  26. Chapter III about 6 min
  27. Chapter IV about 2 min
  28. CHAPTER V. A propos of names about 2 min
  29. Chapter VI about 4 min
  30. Chapter VII about 2 min
  31. CHAPTER VIII. " Yes, all gardeners is thieves ! " about 4 min
  32. Chapter IX about 2 min
  33. Chapter X about 5 min
  34. CHAPTER XII. I have told a lie ! about 7 min
  35. Chapter I about 4 min
  36. CHAPTER II. Eureka ! about 5 min
  37. Chapter III about 7 min
  38. Chapter IV about 2 min
  39. Chapter V about 2 min
  40. Chapter VI about 5 min
  41. Chapter VII about 13 min
  42. Chapter I about 3 min
  43. CHAPTER II. But to my personal experiences about 3 min
  44. Chapter III about 4 min
  45. CHAPTER IV. "Huzza!" about 1 min
  46. Chapter V about 6 min
  47. CHAPTER VI. Ha! ha! ha! about 1 min
  48. Chapter VII about 1 min
  49. Chapter VIII about 3 min
  50. CHAPTER X. Confound the Keepers ! about 3 min
  51. Chapter I about 4 min
  52. Chapter II about 3 min
  53. Chapter III about 2 min
  54. Chapter IV about 1 min
  55. Chapter V about 5 min
  56. Chapter I about 4 min
  57. CHAPTER II. "And did he go?" about 1 min
  58. CHAPTER III. The dark-brown chariot was gone about 3 min
  59. CHAPTER IV. All lovers are dreamers about 2 min
  60. CHAPTER V. Thursday morning ! about 3 min
  61. CHAPTER VI. Bravo, Vanity ! about 6 min
  62. CHAPTER VII. " And was the Beauty in the little room ? " about 1 min
  63. Chapter VIII about 3 min
  64. CHAPTER I. I was once dead about 2 min
  65. Chapter II about 1 min
  66. Chapter III about 5 min
  67. Chapter IV about 1 min
  68. Chapter V about 6 min
  69. Chapter VI about 2 min
  70. Chapter VII about 5 min
  71. Chapter VIII about 4 min
  72. Chapter IX about 3 min
  73. Chapter X about 7 min
  74. CHAPTER I. Temperance is a Virtue about 1 min
  75. CHAPTER II. Heavens ! what a hubbub ! about 1 min
  76. Chapter III about 3 min
  77. Chapter IV about 3 min
  78. Chapter V about 2 min
  79. Chapter VI about 3 min
  80. Chapter VII about 3 min
  81. Chapter VIII about 3 min
  82. Chapter IX about 3 min
  83. Chapter X about 35 min
  84. CHAPTER I. It shall all out ! about 4 min
  85. Chapter II about 3 min
  86. CHAPTER III. But the Secret ! about 6 min
  87. Chapter IV about 2 min
  88. Chapter V about 1 min
  89. Chapter VI about 20 min

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Front matter

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Preface

In the present volume are included " Up the Rhine," with all the original illustrations, and a series of " Romances and Extravaganzas."

" Up the Rhine " was completed at Ostend in 1839, and was published before Christmas in that year, with such marked success that a large edition was disposed of in less than a fortnight. The second was locked up in a lawsuit, in which Hood was successful, but the book was a sufferer. It is now reproduced, from a copy of the second edition, the preface to which is dated the 23d of January, 1840. "Jane is horrified," Hood wrote about the time of its appearance, " at my sending out * Up the Rhine ' ; she says it contains so many quizzes on the Germans. But as you know, I quiz by preference my best friends, and it is in favor of the Germans that they can afford to be quizzed. It may seem a paradox, but only respectable people are quizzable ; nobody dreams of quizzing good-for-nothings and blackguards : and if * age commands respect/ (you remember your copy-book,) so it commands quizzing."

The " Romances and Extravaganzas " — excepting a few taken from the later volumes of the Comic Annual — first appeared in the New Monthly and in Hood's Magazine, during the latter years of the author's life. Among the latest is " Mrs. Peck's Puddiug," which was published in the Christmas number of the Magazine in 1844, and of which the children of Hood write, in their charming Memorials, that it afforded seasonable amusement at all firesides but its author's. " His own family," they add, " never enjoyed his quaint and humorous fancies, for they were all associated with memories of illness and anxiety. Although Hood's * Comic Annual,' as he himself used to remark with pleasure, was in every house seized upon, and almost worn out by the frequent handling of little iv PREFACE.

fingers, his own children did not enjoy it till the lapse of manyyears had mercifully softened down some of the sad recollections connected with it. The only article that I can remember we ever really thoroughly enjoyed, was 'Mrs. Gardiner, a Horticultural Romance,* and even this was composed in bed. But the illness he was then suffering from was only rheumatic fever, and not one of his dangerous attacks, and he was unusually cheerful. He sat up in bed, dictating it to my mother, interrupted by our bursts of irrepressible laughter, as joke after joke came from his lips, he all the while laughing and relishing it as much as we did. But this was a rare — indeed almost solitary — instance ; for he could not usually write so well at any time as at night, when all the house was quiet. Our family rejoicings were generally when the work was over, and we were too thankful to be rid of the harass and hurry, to care much for the results of such labor."

His son writes that he believes this last-named story the most humorous production of the author, and that the heroine was a ludicrous pen-and-ink portrait of a landlady with whom the family lodged in the Elm Tree Road.

We trust that both these stories, with the many equally entertaining in this new collection, will long continue to furnish to new readers, not merely Christmas amusement, but amusement for " all the vear round."

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