Peg Woffington : a novel

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Chapter I

About the middle of the last century, at eight o'clock in the evening, in a large but poor apartment, a man was slumbering on a rough couch. His rusty and worn suit of black was of a piece with his uncarpeted room, the deal table of home manufacture, and its slim unsnuffed candle.

The man was Triplet, scene painter, actor, and writer of sanguinary plays, in which what ought to be, viz. : truth, plot, situation, and dialogue, were not ; and what ought not to be, were : scilicet, small talk, big talk, fops, ruffians, and ghosts.

His three mediocrities fell so short of one talent, that he was sometimes impransus.

He slumbered, but uneasily, the dramatic author was uppermost, and his ' Demon of the Hayloft ' hung upon the thread of popular favour.

On his uneasy slumber entered from the theatre, Mrs. Triplet.

She was a lady who in one respect fell behind

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her husband, she lacked his variety in ill-doing, but she recovered herself by doing her one thing a shade worse than he did any of his three. She was what is called in grim sport, an actress ; she had just cast her mite of discredit on royalty by playing the Queen, and had trundled home the moment the breath was out of her royal body. She came in rotatory with iatigue, and fell, gristle, into a chair ; she wrenched from her brow a diadem and eyed it with contempt, took from her pocket a sausage, and contemplated it with respect and affection, placed it in a frying-pan on the fire, and entered her bedroom, meaning to don a loose wrapper, and dethrone herself into comfort.

But the poor woman was shot walking by Morpheus, and subsided altogether; for dramatic performances, amusing and exciting to youth seated in the pit, convey a certain weariness to those bright beings who sparkle on the stage for bread and cheese.

Royalty disposed of, still left its trail o^ events. The sausage began to * spit.' The sound was hardly out of its body, when poor Triplet writhed like a worm on a hook. ' Spitter, spittest,' went the sausage. Triplet groaned, and at last his inarticulate murmurs became words : ' That's right, pit, now that is so reasonable to condemn a poor fellow's play before you have heard it out.' Then, with a change of tone, ' Tom,' muttered he, ' they are losing their respect for spectres ; if they do, hunger will make a ghost of me.' Next, he fancied the clown or somebody had got into his ghost's costume,

' Dear,' said the poor dreamer, ' the clown makes a very pretty spectre, with his ghastly white face, and his blood boltered cheeks and nose. I never saw the fun of a clown before, no ! no ! no ! it is not the clown, it is worse, much worse ; oh dear, ugh !' and Triplet rolled off the couch like Richard the Third. He sat a moment on the floor, with a finger in each eye ; and then finding he was neither daubing, ranting, nor deluging earth with ' acts,' he accused himself of indolence, and sat down to write a small tale of blood and bombast, he took his seat at the deal table with some alacrity, for he had recently made a discovery.

How to write well, rim que cela.

' First, think in as homely a way as you can ; next, shove your pen under the thought, and lift it by polysyllables to the true level of fiction ;' (when done, find a publisher — if you can.) ' This,' said Triplet, ' insures common sense to your ideas, which does pretty well for a basis,' said Triplet, apologetically, ' and elegance to the dress they wear.' Triplet then casting his eyes round, in search of such actual circumstances as could bo in-

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coiporated on this plan with fiction, began to work thus :

triplet's facts. triplet's fiction.

A farthing dip is on the A solitary candle cast its

table. pale gleams around.

It wants snuffing. Its elongated wick be-

He jumped up, and snuf- He rose languidly, and fed it with his fingers. trimmed it with an instru- Burned Jiis fingers, and ment that he had by his swore a little. side for that purpose, and

muttered a silent ejaculation.

Before, however, the mole Triplet could undermine literature and level it with the dust, various interruptions and divisions broke in upon his design, and, sic nos servavit Apollo. As he wrote the last sentence, a loud rap came to his door. A servant in livery brought him a note from Mr. Vane, dated Covent Garden. Triplet's eyes sparkled, he bustled, wormed himself into a less rusty coat, and started off to the Theatre Eoyal Covent Garden.

In those days, the artists of the pen and the brush ferreted patrons, instead of aiming to be indispensable to the public, the only patron worth a single gesture of the quill

Mr. Vane had conversed with Triplet, that is, let Triplet talk to him in a coffee-hc use, and Triplet, the most sanguine of unfortunate n-en, had already built a series of expectations upon that interview, when this note arrived. Leaving him on his road from Lambeth to Covent Garden, we must introduce more important personages.

Mr. Vane was a wealthy gentleman from Shropshire, whom business had called to London four months ago, and now pleasure detained. Business still occupied the letters he sent now and then to his native county ; but it had ceased to occupy the writer. He was a man of learning and taste, as times went ; and his love of the Arts had taken him some time before our tale to the theatres, then the resort of all who pretended to taste ; and it was thus he had become fascinated by Mrs. Woffington, a lady of great beauty, and a comedian high in favour with the town.

The first night he saw her was an epoch in the history of this gentleman's mind. He had learning and refinement, and he had not great practical experience, and such men are most open to impression from the stage. He saw a being, all grace and bright nature, move like a goddess among the stiff puppets of the scene ; her glee and her pathos were equally catching, she held a golden key at which all the doors of the heart flew open. Her face, too, was as full of goodness as intelligence — it was like no other face ; the heart bounded to meet it.

He rented a box at her theatre. He was there

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every night before the curtain drew up ; and I am sorry to say, he at last took half a dislike to Sunday — Sunday ' which knits up the ravelled slave of care,' Sunday ' tired nature's sweet restorer,' because, on Sunday, there was no Peg Woffington. At first, he regarded her as a being of another sphere, an incarnation of poetry and art ; but by degrees his secret aspirations became bolder. She was a woman ; there were men who knew her ; some of them inferior to him in position, and, he flattered himself, in mind. He had even heard a tale against her character. To him her face was its confutation, and he knew how loose-tongued is calumny ; but still — !

At last, one day he sent her a letter, unsigned. This letter expressed his admiration of her talent in warm but respectful terms ; the writer told her it had become necessary to his heart to return her in some way his thanks for the land of enchantment to which she had introduced him. Soon after this, choice flowers found their way to her dressing-room every night, and now and then verses and precious stones mingled with her roses and eglantine. And, oh ! how he watched the great actress's eye all the night ; how he tried to discover whether she looked oftener towards his box than the corresponding box on the other side of the house.

Did she notice him, or did she not ? What a poiat gained, if she was conscious of his nightly attfn lance: she would feel he was a friend, not a mere auditor. He was jealous of the pit, on whom Mrs. Woffington lavished her smiles without measure.

At las I, one day he sent her a wreath of flowers, and implored her, if any word he had said to her had pleased or interested her, to wear this wreath that night. After he had done this he trembled; he had courted a decision, when, perhaps, his safety lay in patience and time. She made her entree, he turned cold as she glided into sight from the prompter's side, he raised his eyes slowly and fearfully from her feet to her head ; her head was bare, wreathed only by its own rich glossy honours. ' Fool ! ' thought he, ' to think she would hang frivolities upon that glorious head for me.' Yet, his disappointment told him he had really hoped it ; he would not have sat out the play, but -for a leaden incapacity of motion that seized him.

The curtain drew up for the fifth act, and — could he believe his eyes ? — Mrs. Woffington stood upon the stage with his wreath upon her graceful head. She took away his breath. She spoke the epilogue, and as the curtain fell, she lifted her eyes, he thought, to his box, and made him a distinct, queen-like curtsey ; his heart fluttered to his mouth, and he walked home on wings and tiptoe. In short —

Mrs. Woffington, as an actress, justified a portion of this enthusiasm ; she was one of the truest artists of her day ; a fine lady in her hands was a lady, with the genteel affectation of a gentlewoman, not a harlot's affectation, which is simply and without exaggeration what the stage commonly gives us for a fine lady ; an old woman in her hands was a thorough woman, thoroughly old, not a cackling young person of epicene gender. She played Sir Harry Wildair like a man, which is how he ought to be played (or, which is better still, not at all), so that Garrick acknowledged her as a male rival, and abandoned the part he no longer monopolized.

Now it very, very rarely happens that a woman of her age is high enough in art and knowledge to do these things. In players, vanity cripples art at every sten. The young actress who is not a Woffington aims to display herself by means of her part, which is vanity ; not to raise her part by sinking herself in it, which is art. It has been my

misfortune to see , and , and , and

, et ceteras, play the man; nature forgive

them, if you can, for art never will; they never reached any idea more manly than a steady resolve to exhibit the points of a woman with greater ferocity than they could in a gown. But consider, ladies, a man is not the meanest of the brute creation, so how can he be an unwomanly female ?

This sort of actress aims not to give her author's creation to the public, but to trot out the person instead of the creation, and shows sots what a calf i has — and is.

Vanity, vanity ! all is vanity ! Mesdames lcs Charlatanes.

Margaret Woffington was of another mould ; she played the ladies of high comedy with grace, distinction, and delicacy. But in Sir Harry Wildair she parted with a woman's mincing foot and tongue, and played the man in a style large, spirited, and dlance. As Mrs. Day (committee), she painted wrinkles on her lovely face so honestly that she was taken for threescore, and she carried out the design with voice and person, and did a vulgar old woman to the life. She disfigured her own beauties to show the beauty of her art : in a word, she was an artist ! It does not follow she was the greatest artist that ever breathed; far from it. Mr. Vane was carried to this notion by passion and ignorance.

On the evening of our tale he was at his post patiently sitting out one of those sanguinary discourses our rude forefathers thought were tragic plays. Sedet ceternumque Sedebit Infelix Theseus, because Mrs. Woffington is to speak the epilogue.

These epilogues were curiosities of the human mind ; they whom, just to ourselves and them, we call our forbears, had an idea their blood and bombast were not ridiculous enougb in themselves, so when the curtain had fallen on the debris of the dramatis persona?, and of common sense, they sent on an actress to turn all the sentiment so laboriously acquired into a jest.

To insist that nothing good or beautiful shall be carried safe from a play out into the street was the bigotry of English horse-play. Was a Lucretia the heroine of the tragedy she was careful in the epilogue to speak like Messalina. Did a king's mistress come to hunger and repentance, she disinfected all the petites mattresses in the house of the moral, by assuring them that sin is a joke, repentance a greater, and that she individually was ready for either if they would but cry, laugh, and pay. Then the audience used to laugh, and if they did not, lo ! the manager, actor, and author of heroic tragedy, were exceeding sorrowful.

Whilst sitting attendance on the epilogue, Mr. Vane had nothing to distract him from the congregation but a sanguinary sermon in five heads, so his eyes roved over the pews, and presently he became aware of a familiar face watchino- him closely. The gentleman to whom it belonged finding himself recognised left his seat, and a minute later Sir Charles Pomander entered Mr. Vane's box.

This Sir Charles Pomander was a gentleman of vice : pleasure he called it. Mr. Vane had made his acquaintance two years ago in Shropshire. Sir Charles, who husbanded everything except his soul, had turned himself out to grass for a month. His object was, by roast mutton, bread with some little flour in it, air, water, temperance, chastity, and peace, to be enabled to take a deeper plunge into impurities of food and morals.

A few nights ago, unseen by Mr. Vane, he had observed him in the theatre ; an ordinary man would have gone at once and shaken hands with him, but this was not an ordinary man, this was a diplomatist. First of all, he said to himself, ' What is this man doing here ?' Then he soon discovered this man must be in love with some actress ; then it became his business to know who she was; this too soon betrayed itself. Then it became more than ever Sir Charles's business to know whether Mrs. Woffington returned the sentiment, and here his penetration was at fault for the moment ; he determined, however, to discover.

Mr. Vane then received his friend all unsuspicious how that friend had been skinning him with his eyes for some time past. After the usual compliments had passed between two gentlemen who had been hand and glove for a month and forgotten each other's existence for two years, Sir Charles still keeping in view his design, said :

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' Let us go upon the stage.' The fourth act had just concluded.

' Go upon the stage !' said Mr. Vane ; ' what, where she — I mean among the actors ?'

' Yes ; come into the green-room. There are one or two people of reputation there, I will introduce you to them, if you please.'

'Go upon the stage!' why if it had been proposed to him to go to heaven he would not have been more astonished. He was too astonished at first to realise the full beauty of the arrangement, by means of which he might be within a yard of Mrs. WofEngton, might feel her dress rustle past him, might speak to her, might drink her voice fresh from her lips almost before it mingled with meaner air. Silence gives consent, and Mr. Vane though he thought a great deal said nothing ; so Pomander rose, and they left the boxes together. He led the way to the stage door, which was opened obsequiously to him; they then passed through a dismal passage, and suddenly emerged upon that scene of enchantment, the stage ; a dirty platform encumbered on all sides with piles of scenery in flats. They threaded their way through rusty velvet actors and fustian carpenters, and entered the green-room. At the door of this magic chamber Vane trembled and half wished he could retire. They entered ; his apprehension gave way to disappointment, she was not there. Collecting himself he was presently introduced to a smart, jaunty, and to do him justice, distingud old beau. This was Colley Cibber, Esq., poet laureate, and retired actor and dramatist, a gentleman who is entitled to a word or two.

This Cibber was the only actor since Shakespeare's time who had both acted and written well. Pope's personal resentment misleads the reader of English poetry as to Cibber 's real place among the wits of the day.

The man's talent was dramatic, not didactic, or epic, or pastoral. Pope was not so deep in the drama as in other matters, and Cibber was one of its luminaries ; he wrote some of the best comedies of his day. He also succeeded where Dryden, lor lack of true dramatic taste, failed. He tampered successfully with Shakespeare. Colley Cibber's version of ' Eichard the Third ' is impudent and slightly larcenic, but it is marvellously effective. It has stood a century, and probably will stand for ever ; and the most admired passages, in what literary humbugs who pretend they know Shakespeare by the closet, not the stage, accept as Shakespeare's ' Richard,' are Cibber's.

Mr. Cibber was now in private life, a mild edition jf his own Lord Foppington ; he had none of the Bnob-fop as represented on our conventional stage nobody ever had, and lived. He was in tolerably good taste ; but he went ever gold-laced, highlypowdered, scented, and diamonded, dispensing graceful bows, praises of whoever had the good luck to be dead, and satire of all who were here to enjoy it

Mr. Vane, to whom the drama had now become the golden branch of letters, looked with some awe on this veteran, for he had seen many Woflingtons. He fell soon upon the subject nearest his heart. He asked Mr. Cibber what he thought of Mrs. Woffington. The old gentlemen thought well of the young lady's talent, especially her comedy; in tragedy said he she imitates Mademoiselle Dumesnil, of the Theatre Francais, and confounds the stage rhetorician with the actress. The next question was not so fortunate. ' Did you ever see so great and true an actress upon the whole ?'

Mr. Cibber opened his eyes, a slight flush came into his wash-leather face, and he replied : ' I have not only seen many equal, many superior to her, but I have seen some half-dozen who would have eaten her up and spit her out again, and not known they had done anything out of the way.'

Here Pomander soothed the veteran's dudgeon by explaining in dulcet tones that his friend was not long from Shropshire, and — The critic interrupted him, and bade him not dilute the excuse.

Now, Mr. Vane had as much to say as either of them, but he had not the habit, which dramatic folks have, of carrying his whole bank in his cheekpocket, so they quenched him for two minutes. But lovers are not silenced, he soon returned to the attack; he dwelt on the grace, the ease, the freshness, the intelligence, the universal beauty of Mrs. Woffington. Pomander sneered, to draw him out. Cibber smiled, with good-natured superiority. This nettled the young gentleman, he fired up, his handsome countenance glowed, he turned Demosthenes for her he loved. One advantage he had over both Cibber and Pomander, a fair stock of classical learning; on this he now drew.

' Other actors and actresses,' said he, ' are monotonous in voice, monotonous in action, but Mrs. Woffington 's delivery has the compass and variety of nature, and her movements are free from the stale uniformity that distinguishes artifice from art. The others seem to me to have but two dreams of grace, a sort of crawling on stilts is their motion, and an angular stiffness their repose.' He then cited the most famous statues of antiquity, and quoted situations in plays where, by her fine dramatic instinct, Mrs. "Woffington, he said, threw her person into postures similar to these, and of equal beauty ; not that she strikes attitudes like the rest, but she melts from one beautiful statue into another ; and if sculptors could gather from her immortal graces, painters too might take from her face the beauties that belong of right to passion and thought, and orators might revive their withered art, and learn from those golden lips the music of old Athens, that quelled tempestuous mobs, and princes drunk with victory.

Much as this was, he was going to say more, ever so much more, but he became conscious of a singular sort of grin upon every face ; this grin made him turn rapidly round to look for its cause. It explained itself at once ; at his very elbow was a lady, whom his heart recognised, though her back was turned to him. She was dressed in a rich silk gown, pearl white, with flowers and sprigs embroidered ; her beautiful white neck and arms were bare. She was sweeping up the room with the epilogue in her hand, learning it off by heart; at the other end of the room she turned, and now she shone full upon him.

It certainly was a dazzling creature : she had a head of beautiful form, perched hke a bird upon a throat massive yet shapely and smooth as a column of alabaster, a symmetrical brow, black eyes full of 6re and tenderness, a delicious mouth, with a hundred varying expressions, and that marvellous faculty of giving beauty alike to love, ex scorn, a

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eneer or a smile. Bat she had one feature inoio remarkable than all, her eyebrows — the actor's feature — they were jet black, strongly marked, and in repose were arched like a rainbow ; but it was their extraordinary flexibility which made other faces upon the stage look sleepy beside Margaret Wo fling ton's. In person she was considerably above the middle height, and so finely formed that oire could not determine the exact character of her figure. At one time it seemed all statelmess, at another time, elegance personified, and flowing voluptuousness at another. She was Juno, Psyche, Hebe, by turns, and for aught we know at will.

It must be confessed that a sort of halo of personal grandeur surrounds a great actress. A scene is set ; half-a-dozen nobodies are there lost in it, because they are and seem lumps of nothing. The great artist steps upon that scene, and how she fills it in a moment ! Mind and majesty wait upon her in the air ; her person is lost in the greatness of her personal presence ; she dilates with thought, and a stupid giantess looks a dwarf beside her.

No wonder then that Mr. Vane felt overpowered by this torch in a closet. To vary the metaphor, it seemed to him, as she swept up and down, as if the green-room was a shell, and this glorious creature must burst it and be iree. Meantime, the others saw a pretty actress studying her business ; and

Cibber saw a dramatic scliool-girl learning what ne presumed to be a very silly set of words. Sir C. Pomander's eye had been on her the moment she entered, and he watched keenly the effect of Vane's eloquent eulogy ; but apparently the actress was too deep in her epilogue for anything else. She came in, saying ' Mum, mum, mum,' over her task, and she went on doing so. The experienced Mr. Cibber, who had divined Vane in an instant, drew him into a corner, and complimented him on his well-timed eulogy.

' You acted that mighty well, Sir,' said he. ' Stop my vitals ! if I did not think you were in earnest, till I saw the jade had slipped in among us. It told, Sir — it told.'

Up fired Vane. ' What do you mean, Sir ?' said he. ' Do you suppose my admiration of that lady is feigned ?'

' No need to speak so loud, Sir,' replied the old gentleman ; ' she hears you. These hussies have ears like hawks.'

He then dispensed a private wink and a public bow ; with which he strolled away from Mr. Vane, and walked feebly and jauntily up the room, whistling ' Fair Hebe ;' fixing his eye upon the past, and somewhat ostentatiously overlooking the existence of the present company.

There is no great harm in an old gentleman whistling, but there are two ways of doing it ; and as this old beau did it, it seemed not unlike a small cock-a-doodle-doo of general defiance ; and the denizens of the green-room, swelled now to a considerable number by the addition of all the ladies and gentlemen who had been killed in the fourth act, or whom the buttery-fingered author could not keep in hand until the fall of the curtain, felt it as such ; and so they were not sorry when Mrs. Woffmgton, looking up from her epilogue, cast a glance upon the old beau, waited for him, and walked parallel with him on the other side the room, giving an absurdly exact imitation of his carriage and deportment. To make this more striking, she pulled out of her pocket, after a mock search, a huge paste ring, gazed on it with a ludicrous affectation of simple wonder, stuckit, like Cibber's diamond, on her little finger, and pursing up her mouth, proceeded to whistle a quick movement,

' Which by some devilish cantrip sleight,'

played round the old beau's slow movement, without being at variance with it. As for the character of this lady-like performance, it was clear, brilliant, and loud as blacksmith.

The folk laughed ; Vane was shocked : ' She profanes herself by whistling,' thought he. Mr. Cibber was confounded. He appeared to have no idea whence came this sparkling adagio. He looked

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round, placed his hands to his ears, and left ofl whistling. So did his musical accomplice.

' Gentlemen,' said Gibber, with pathetic gravity, ' the wind howls most dismally this evening ! I took it for a drunken shoemaker !'

At this there was a roar of laughter, except from Mr. Vane. Peg Woffington laughed as merrily as the others, and showed a set of teeth that we're really dazzling ; but all in one moment, without the preliminaries an ordinary countenance requires, this laughing Venus pulled a face gloomy beyond conception. Down came her black brows straight as a line, and she cast a look of bitter reproach on all present ; resuming her study, as who should say, ' Are ye not ashamed to divert a poor girl from her epilogue?' And then she went on, 'Mum! mum! mum !' casting off ever and anon resentful glances ; and this made the fools laugh again.

The Laureate was now respectfully addressed by one of his admirers. James Quin, the Falstaff of the day, and the rival at this time of Garrick in tragic characters, though the general opinion was, that he could not long maintain a stand against the younger genius and his rising school of art.

Off the stage, James Quin was a character; his eccentricities were three — a humourist, a glutton, and an honest man ; traits that often caused astonishment and ridicule, especially the last

'May we not hope for something from Mr. Cibber's pen after so long a silence ?'

' No,' was the considerate reply. ' Who have ye got to play it ?'

' Plenty,' said Quin ; ' there's your humble servant, there's — '

' Humility at the head of the list,' cried she of the epilogue. ' Mum ! mum ! mum !'

Vane thought this so sharp.

' Garrick, Barry, Macklin, Kitty Clivc here at my side, Mrs. Cibber, the best tragic actress I ever saw; and Woffington, who is as good a comedian as ycu ever saw, Sir,' and Quin turned as red as fire.

' Keep your temper, Jemmy,' said Mrs Woffington, with a severe accent. 'Mum! mum! mum!'

' You misunderstand my question,' replied Cibber, calmly ; ' I know your dramatis persona;, but where the devil are your actors ?'

Here was a blow.

' The public,' said Quin, in some agitation, ' would snore, if we acted as they did in your time.'

' How do you know that, Sir ?' was the supercilious rejoinder; ' you never tried V