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Vanity Fair

William Makepeace Thackeray · Public domain text

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Vanity Fair is a satirical novel by the English author William Makepeace Thackeray, which follows the lives of Becky Sharp and Amelia Sedley amid their friends and families during and after the Napoleonic Wars. It was first published as a 19-volume monthly serial (the last containing parts 19 and 20) from 1847 to 1848, carrying the subtitle Pen and Pencil Sketches of English Society, which reflects both its satirisation of early 19th-century British society and the many illustrations drawn by Thackeray to accompany the text.

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Author
William Makepeace Thackeray (1811–1863)
Language
English
Subjects
Satire, England › Fiction, Married women › Fiction, Female friendship › Fiction, Social classes › Fiction, British › Europe › Fiction
Length
301,941 words · about 21 h 9 min
Sections
68 reader sections · Table of contents
Contents (68)
  1. Opening about 5 min
  2. I. Chiswick Mall about 11 min
  3. Chapter II about 16 min
  4. III. Rebecca Is in Presence of the Enemy about 12 min
  5. IV. The Green Silk Purse about 22 min
  6. V. Dobbin of Ours about 18 min
  7. VI. Vauxhall about 21 min
  8. VII. Crawley of Queen's Crawley about 13 min
  9. VIII. Private and Confidential about 16 min
  10. IX. Family Portraits about 12 min
  11. X. Miss Sharp Begins to Make Friends about 10 min
  12. XI. Arcadian Simplicity about 25 min
  13. XII. Quite a Sentimental Chapter about 15 min
  14. XIII. Sentimental and Otherwise about 20 min
  15. XIV. Miss Crawley at Home about 31 min
  16. XV. In Which Rebecca's Husband Appears for a Short Time about 15 min
  17. XVI. The Letter on the Pincushion about 15 min
  18. XVII. How Captain Dobbin Bought a Piano about 14 min
  19. XVIII. Who Played on the Piano Captain Dobbin Bought about 21 min
  20. XIX. Miss Crawley at Nurse about 18 min
  21. XX. In Which Captain Dobbin Acts as the Messenger of Hymen about 17 min
  22. XXI. A Quarrel About an Heiress about 16 min
  23. XXII. A Marriage and Part of a Honeymoon about 15 min
  24. XXIII. Captain Dobbin Proceeds on His Canvass about 11 min
  25. XXIV. In Which Mr. Osborne Takes Down the Family Bible about 24 min
  26. Chapter XXV about 34 min
  27. XXVI. Between London and Chatham about 14 min
  28. XXVII. In Which Amelia Joins Her Regiment about 11 min
  29. XXVIII. In Which Amelia Invades the Low Countries about 16 min
  30. XXIX. Brussels about 23 min
  31. Chapter XXX about 17 min
  32. XXXI. In Which Jos Sedley Takes Care of His Sister about 20 min
  33. Chapter XXXII about 29 min
  34. XXXIII. In Which Miss Crawley's Relations Are Very Anxious About Her about 18 min
  35. XXXIV. James Crawley's Pipe Is Put Out about 30 min
  36. XXXV. Widow and Mother about 19 min
  37. XXXVI. How to Live Well on Nothing a Year about 15 min
  38. XXXVII. The Subject Continued about 26 min
  39. XXXVIII. A Family in a Very Small Way about 26 min
  40. XXXIX. A Cynical Chapter about 16 min
  41. XL. In Which Becky Is Recognized by the Family about 15 min
  42. XLI. In Which Becky Revisits the Halls of Her Ancestors about 21 min
  43. XLII. Which Treats of the Osborne Family about 13 min
  44. XLIII. In Which the Reader Has to Double the Cape about 17 min
  45. XLIV. A Round-about Chapter between London and Hampshire about 18 min
  46. XLV. Between Hampshire and London about 16 min
  47. XLVI. Struggles and Trials about 15 min
  48. XLVII. Gaunt House about 15 min
  49. Chapter XLVIII about 20 min
  50. XLIX. In Which We Enjoy Three Courses and a Dessert about 13 min
  51. L. Contains a Vulgar Incident about 16 min
  52. Chapter LI about 32 min
  53. Chapter LII about 18 min
  54. LIII. A Rescue and a Catastrophe about 16 min
  55. LIV. Sunday After the Battle about 16 min
  56. LV. In Which the Same Subject is Pursued about 27 min
  57. LVI. Georgy is Made a Gentleman about 21 min
  58. LVII. Eothen about 15 min
  59. LVIII. Our Friend the Major about 20 min
  60. LIX. The Old Piano about 19 min
  61. LX. Returns to the Genteel World about 10 min
  62. LXI. In Which Two Lights are Put Out about 25 min
  63. LXII. Am Rhein about 18 min
  64. LXIII. In Which We Meet an Old Acquaintance about 21 min
  65. LXIV. A Vagabond Chapter about 29 min
  66. LXV. Full of Business and Pleasure about 14 min
  67. LXVI. Amantium Irae about 27 min
  68. LXVII. Which Contains Births, Marriages, and Deaths about 31 min

The opening of I. Chiswick Mall

While the present century was in its teens, and on one sunshiny morning in June, there drove up to the great iron gate of Miss Pinkerton's academy for young ladies, on Chiswick Mall, a large family coach, with two fat horses in blazing harness, driven by a fat coachman in a three-cornered hat and wig, at the rate of four miles an hour. A black servant, who reposed on the box beside the fat coachman, uncurled his bandy legs as soon as the equipage drew up opposite Miss Pinkerton's shining brass plate, and as he pulled the bell at least a score of young heads were seen peering out of the narrow windows of the stately old brick house. Nay, the acute observer might have recognized the little red nose of good-natured Miss Jemima Pinkerton herself, rising over some geranium pots in the window of that lady's own drawing-room.

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