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The life and opinions of Tristram Shandy, gentleman

Laurence Sterne · Public domain text

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Contents (316)
  1. Opening about 1 min
  2. Introduction about 37 min
  3. IX. 441 about 1 min
  4. Chapter I about 2 min
  5. Chapter II about 2 min
  6. Chapter III about 1 min
  7. Chapter IV about 3 min
  8. Chapter V about 1 min
  9. Chapter VI about 1 min
  10. Chapter VII about 3 min
  11. Chapter VIII about 2 min
  12. Chapter IX about 2 min
  13. Chapter X about 9 min
  14. Chapter XI about 6 min
  15. Chapter XII about 7 min
  16. Chapter XIII about 2 min
  17. Chapter XIV about 2 min
  18. Chapter XV about 6 min
  19. Chapter XVI about 2 min
  20. Chapter XVII about 1 min
  21. Chapter XVIII about 8 min
  22. Chapter XIX about 9 min
  23. Chapter XX about 7 min
  24. Chapter XXI about 11 min
  25. Chapter XXII about 3 min
  26. Chapter XXIII about 4 min
  27. Chapter XXIV about 2 min
  28. Chapter XXV about 2 min
  29. Chapter I about 4 min
  30. Chapter II about 5 min
  31. Chapter III about 3 min
  32. Chapter IV about 3 min
  33. Chapter V about 9 min
  34. Chapter VI about 3 min
  35. Chapter VII about 3 min
  36. Chapter VIII about 2 min
  37. Chapter IX about 3 min
  38. Chapter X about 2 min
  39. Chapter XI about 2 min
  40. Chapter XII about 8 min
  41. Chapter XIII under 1 min
  42. Chapter XIV about 3 min
  43. Chapter XV about 2 min
  44. Chapter XVI about 1 min
  45. Chapter XVII about 32 min
  46. Chapter XVIII about 2 min
  47. Chapter XIX about 14 min
  48. Book III under 1 min
  49. Chapter I about 2 min
  50. Chapter II about 2 min
  51. Chapter III about 1 min
  52. Chapter IV about 2 min
  53. Chapter V about 1 min
  54. Chapter VI about 1 min
  55. Chapter VII about 2 min
  56. Chapter VIII about 2 min
  57. Chapter IX about 1 min
  58. Chapter X about 4 min
  59. Chapter XI about 8 min
  60. Chapter XII about 4 min
  61. Chapter XIII about 1 min
  62. Chapter XIV about 1 min
  63. Chapter XV about 1 min
  64. Chapter XVI about 1 min
  65. Chapter XVII about 1 min
  66. Chapter XVIII about 3 min
  67. Chapter XIX about 1 min
  68. Chapter XX about 15 min
  69. Chapter XXI about 1 min
  70. Chapter XXII about 3 min
  71. Chapter XXIII about 2 min
  72. Chapter XXIV about 5 min
  73. Chapter XXV about 2 min
  74. Chapter XXVI about 1 min
  75. Chapter XXVII under 1 min
  76. Chapter XXVIII about 1 min
  77. Chapter XXIX about 1 min
  78. Chapter XXX about 1 min
  79. Chapter XXXI about 2 min
  80. Chapter XXXII about 1 min
  81. Chapter XXXIII about 3 min
  82. Chapter XXXIV about 4 min
  83. Chapter XXXV about 1 min
  84. Chapter XXXVI about 1 min
  85. Chapter XXXVII about 2 min
  86. Chapter XXXVIII about 7 min
  87. Chapter XXXIX about 2 min
  88. Chapter XL about 1 min
  89. Chapter XLI about 4 min
  90. Chapter XLII about 2 min
  91. IV. SLAWKENBERGII FABELLA[4.1] about 34 min
  92. Chapter I about 2 min
  93. Chapter II about 1 min
  94. Chapter III under 1 min
  95. Chapter IV about 2 min
  96. Chapter V under 1 min
  97. Chapter VI about 1 min
  98. Chapter VII about 2 min
  99. Chapter VIII about 1 min
  100. Chapter IX about 2 min
  101. Chapter X about 3 min
  102. Chapter XI under 1 min
  103. Chapter XII about 1 min
  104. Chapter XIII about 3 min
  105. Chapter XIV about 2 min
  106. Chapter XV about 3 min
  107. Chapter XVI about 1 min
  108. Chapter XVII about 2 min
  109. Chapter XVIII about 2 min
  110. Chapter XIX about 3 min
  111. Chapter XX about 1 min
  112. Chapter XXI about 2 min
  113. Chapter XXII about 1 min
  114. Chapter XXIII about 1 min
  115. Chapter XXV about 5 min
  116. Chapter XXVI about 2 min
  117. Chapter XXVII about 9 min
  118. Chapter XXVIII about 2 min
  119. Chapter XXIX about 6 min
  120. Chapter XXX about 1 min
  121. Chapter XXXI about 7 min
  122. Chapter XXXII about 4 min
  123. Chapter I about 8 min
  124. Chapter II about 3 min
  125. Chapter III about 8 min
  126. Chapter IV under 1 min
  127. Chapter V about 1 min
  128. Chapter VI about 2 min
  129. Chapter VII about 4 min
  130. Chapter VIII about 1 min
  131. Chapter IX about 1 min
  132. Chapter X about 3 min
  133. Chapter XI about 1 min
  134. Chapter XII about 2 min
  135. Chapter XIII about 1 min
  136. Chapter XIV under 1 min
  137. Chapter XV about 1 min
  138. Chapter XVI about 5 min
  139. Chapter XVII about 1 min
  140. Chapter XVIII about 1 min
  141. Chapter XIX about 2 min
  142. Chapter XX about 1 min
  143. Chapter XXI about 2 min
  144. Chapter XXII about 1 min
  145. Chapter XXIII under 1 min
  146. Chapter XXIV about 1 min
  147. Chapter XXV under 1 min
  148. Chapter XXVI about 2 min
  149. Chapter XXVII about 1 min
  150. Chapter XXVIII about 3 min
  151. Chapter XXIX about 2 min
  152. Chapter XXX about 1 min
  153. Chapter XXXI about 3 min
  154. Chapter XXXII about 2 min
  155. Chapter XXXIII about 2 min
  156. Chapter XXXIV about 1 min
  157. Chapter XXXV about 1 min
  158. Chapter XXXVI about 1 min
  159. Chapter XXXVII about 2 min
  160. Chapter XXXVIII about 2 min
  161. Chapter XXXIX about 1 min
  162. Chapter XL about 2 min
  163. Chapter XLI under 1 min
  164. Chapter XLII about 3 min
  165. Chapter XLIII about 2 min
  166. Chapter I about 1 min
  167. Chapter II about 3 min
  168. Chapter III about 1 min
  169. Chapter IV under 1 min
  170. Chapter V about 3 min
  171. VI. THE STORY OF LE FEVER about 4 min
  172. VII. THE STORY OF LE FEVER CONTINUED about 7 min
  173. VIII. THE STORY OF LE FEVER CONTINUED about 3 min
  174. Chapter IX under 1 min
  175. X. THE STORY OF LE FEVER CONTINUED about 2 min
  176. Chapter XI about 5 min
  177. Chapter XII about 2 min
  178. Chapter XIII about 1 min
  179. Chapter XIV about 1 min
  180. Chapter XV under 1 min
  181. Chapter XVI about 1 min
  182. Chapter XVII about 3 min
  183. Chapter XVIII about 2 min
  184. Chapter XIX about 2 min
  185. Chapter XX about 1 min
  186. Chapter XXI about 3 min
  187. Chapter XXII about 3 min
  188. Chapter XXIII about 3 min
  189. Chapter XXIV about 3 min
  190. Chapter XXV about 2 min
  191. Chapter XXVI about 2 min
  192. Chapter XXVII about 1 min
  193. Chapter XXVIII about 1 min
  194. Chapter XXIX about 1 min
  195. Chapter XXX about 1 min
  196. Chapter XXXI about 2 min
  197. XXXII. MY UNCLE TOBY’S APOLOGETICAL ORATION about 4 min
  198. Chapter XXXIII about 1 min
  199. Chapter XXXIV about 3 min
  200. Chapter XXXV about 1 min
  201. Chapter XXXVI about 2 min
  202. Chapter XXXVII about 1 min
  203. Chapter XXXVIII under 1 min
  204. Chapter XXXIX about 2 min
  205. Chapter XL about 2 min
  206. Chapter I about 3 min
  207. Chapter II about 1 min
  208. Chapter III under 1 min
  209. Chapter IV about 2 min
  210. Chapter V about 4 min
  211. Chapter VI about 1 min
  212. Chapter VII about 1 min
  213. Chapter VIII about 2 min
  214. Chapter IX about 2 min
  215. Chapter X under 1 min
  216. Chapter XI under 1 min
  217. Chapter XII about 1 min
  218. Chapter XIII about 2 min
  219. Chapter XIV about 2 min
  220. Chapter XV about 1 min
  221. Chapter XVI about 3 min
  222. Chapter XVII about 2 min
  223. Chapter XVIII about 2 min
  224. Chapter XIX about 1 min
  225. Chapter XX about 1 min
  226. Chapter XXI about 5 min
  227. Chapter XXII under 1 min
  228. Chapter XXIII about 1 min
  229. Chapter XXIV about 1 min
  230. Chapter XXV about 1 min
  231. Chapter XXVI about 1 min
  232. Chapter XXVII about 6 min
  233. Chapter XXVIII about 1 min
  234. Chapter XXIX about 3 min
  235. Chapter XXX about 2 min
  236. Chapter XXXI about 2 min
  237. Chapter XXXII about 3 min
  238. Chapter XXXIII about 1 min
  239. Chapter XXXIV about 2 min
  240. Chapter XXXV about 2 min
  241. Chapter XXXVI about 1 min
  242. Chapter XXXVII about 1 min
  243. Chapter XXXVIII about 1 min
  244. Chapter XXXIX about 1 min
  245. Chapter XL about 1 min
  246. Chapter XLI about 2 min
  247. Chapter XLII about 1 min
  248. Chapter XLIII about 5 min
  249. Chapter I about 1 min
  250. Chapter II about 1 min
  251. Chapter III about 1 min
  252. Chapter IV about 1 min
  253. Chapter V about 1 min
  254. Chapter VI about 2 min
  255. Chapter VII under 1 min
  256. Chapter VIII about 1 min
  257. Chapter IX about 3 min
  258. Chapter X about 1 min
  259. Chapter XI about 2 min
  260. Chapter XII under 1 min
  261. Chapter XIII about 1 min
  262. Chapter XIV about 1 min
  263. Chapter XV about 1 min
  264. Chapter XVI about 3 min
  265. Chapter XVII about 1 min
  266. Chapter XVIII about 1 min
  267. Chapter XIX about 16 min
  268. Chapter XX about 4 min
  269. Chapter XXI about 1 min
  270. Chapter XXII about 3 min
  271. Chapter XXIII about 1 min
  272. Chapter XXIV about 2 min
  273. Chapter XXV about 1 min
  274. Chapter XXVI about 2 min
  275. Chapter XXVII under 1 min
  276. Chapter XXVIII about 2 min
  277. Chapter XXIX under 1 min
  278. Chapter XXX about 1 min
  279. Chapter XXXI about 1 min
  280. Chapter XXXII about 1 min
  281. Chapter XXXIII about 3 min
  282. Chapter XXXIV about 7 min
  283. Chapter XXXV about 2 min
  284. Chapter I about 3 min
  285. Chapter II about 2 min
  286. Chapter III about 1 min
  287. Chapter IV about 1 min
  288. Chapter V about 2 min
  289. Chapter VI about 2 min
  290. Chapter VII about 2 min
  291. Chapter VIII about 2 min
  292. Chapter IX under 1 min
  293. Chapter X about 2 min
  294. Chapter XI about 2 min
  295. Chapter XII about 2 min
  296. Chapter XIII about 2 min
  297. Chapter XIV about 2 min
  298. Chapter XV under 1 min
  299. Chapter XVI about 1 min
  300. Chapter XVII about 1 min
  301. Chapter XVIII under 1 min
  302. Chapter XIX under 1 min
  303. Chapter XX about 2 min
  304. Chapter XXI about 1 min
  305. Chapter XXII about 2 min
  306. Chapter XXIII about 1 min
  307. Chapter XXIV about 6 min
  308. Chapter XXV about 5 min
  309. Chapter XXVI about 3 min
  310. Chapter XXVII under 1 min
  311. Chapter XXVIII about 1 min
  312. Chapter XXIX about 1 min
  313. Chapter XXX about 1 min
  314. Chapter XXXI about 2 min
  315. Chapter XXXII about 2 min
  316. Chapter XXXIII about 6 min

The opening of Introduction

It can hardly be said that Sterne was an unfortunate person during his lifetime, though he seems to have thought himself so. His childhood was indeed a little necessitous, and he died early, and in debt, after some years of very bad health. But from the time when he went to Cambridge, things went on the whole very fairly well with him in respect of fortune; his ill-health does not seem to have caused him much disquiet; his last ten years gave him fame, flirting, wandering, and other pleasures and diversions to his heart’s content; and his debts only troubled those he left behind him. He delighted in his daughter; he was able to get rid of his wife, when he was more than usually fatigatus et aegrotus of her, with singular ease. During the unknown, or almost unknown, middle of his life he had friends of the kind most congenial to him; and both in his time of preparation and his time of production in literature, he was able to indulge his genius in a way by no means common with men of letters.

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