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I The Scarlet Witch Departs ... 3

II And Ariel Makes Music 12

Chapter I The Scarlett Witch Departs

I F it had been humanly possible for Great- Aunt Sophronisba Scarlett to lug her place in Hyndsville, South Carolina, along with her into the next world, plump it squarely in the middle of the Elysian Fields, plaster it over with “No Trespassing ” signs, and then settle herself down to a blissful eternity of serving writs upon the angels for flying over her fences without permission, and setting the saved by the ears in general, she would have done so and felt that heaven was almost as desirable a place as South Carolina. But as even she could n’t impose her will upon the next world, and there was nobody in this one she hated less than she did me — possibly because she had never laid eyes on me — she willed me Hynds House and what was left of the Hynds fortune ; tying this string to her b. - quest: I must occupy Hynds House within six months, and I could n’t rent it, or attempt to sell it, without forfeiture of the entire estate.

I can fancy the ancient beldam sniggering sardonically the while she figured to herself the chagrined astonishment, the helpless wrath, of her watchfully waiting neighbors, when they should discover that historic Hynds House, dating from the beginning of things Carolinian, had passed into the unpedigreed hands of a woman named Smith. I can fancy her balefully exact perception of the attitude so radically conservative a community must needs assume toward such an intruder as myself, foisted upon it, so to speak, by an enemy who never failed to turn the trick.

Because I ’m not a Hynds, at all. Great Aunt Sophronisba was my aunt not by blood but by marriage; she having, when she was no longer what is known as a spring chicken, met my Great-Uncle Johnny Scarlett and scandalized all Hyndsville by marrying him out of hand.

I have heard that she was insanely in love with him, and I believe it; nothing short of an overmastering passion could have induced one of the haughty Hyndses to marry a person with such family connections as his. For my father,

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George Smith, was a ruddy English ship-chandler who pitched upon Boston for a home, and lived with his family in the rooms above his shop ; and my grandmother Smith dropped her “ aitches ” with the cheerful ease of one to the manner born, bless her stout old Cockney heart ! I can remember her hearing me my spelling-lesson of a night, her spectacles far down on her old button of a nose, her white curls bobbing from under her cap.

“ What ! Carn’t spell ‘saloon’? Listen, then, Miss : There ’s a hess and a hay and a hell and two hoes and a henn ! Now, then, d ’ye spell it!”

Not that Mrs. Johnny ever accepted us. It was borne in upon the Smiths that undesirable inlaws are outlaws. This despite the fact that my mother’s pink-and- white English face was a gentler copy of what her uncle’s had been in his youth; and that when I came along, some years after the dear old man’s death, I was named Sophronisba at Mrs. Johnny’s urgent request.

After Great-Uncle Johnny died, as if the last tie which bound her to ordinary humanity had snapped, his widow retired into a seclusion from which she emerged only to sue somebody. She said the world was being turned topsyturvy by people who were allowed to misbehave to their betters, and who needed to be taught a lesson and their proper place; and that so long as she retained her faculties, she would do her duty in that respect, please God !

She did her duty so well in that respect that the Hynds fortune, which even civil war and reconstruction had n’t been able altogether to wreck, dwindled to a mere fifteen thousand dollars; and she was n’t on speaking terms with anybody but Judge Gatchell, her lawyer. She would have quarreled with him, too, had she dared.

To the minister, who bearded her for her soul's sake every now and then, she spoke in words brief and curt :

“You here again? Wanted to see me, hey? Well, you ’ve done it. Now get out ! ”

And in the meantime the years passed and my own immediate family passed with them; but still the gaunt old woman lived on in her gaunt old house, becoming in time a myth to me, and to Hyndsville as well; where they referred to her, succinctly, as “ the Scarlet Witch.” I heard from her directly only once, and that was the year she sent me a red flannel petticoat for a Christmas present. After that, as if she ’d done her worst, she ignored me altogether.

My mother had wanted me to be a school-teacher, in her eyes the acme of respectability. But as it happens, there are two things I wouldn’t be: one’s a school-teacher, the other

THE SCARLET WITCH DEPARTS 7 a minister’s wife. If I liad to marry the average minister, I should infallibly hate all church-goers; if I had to teach the average school-child and wrestle with the average schoolboard, I should end by burning joss-sticks to Herod.

So I disappointed my mother by becoming a typist. After her death I secured a foothold in a New York house — I ’d always wanted to live in New York — and went up, step by step, from what may be called a rookie in the outside office, to private secretary to the Head. And I ’d been a business woman for all of seventeen years when Great-Aunt Sophronisba Scarlett departed at the age of ninety-eight years and eleven months, and willed that I should take up my life in the house where she had dropped hers.

“ Oh, Sophy ! ” cried Alicia Gaines, the one person in the world who did n’t call me Miss Smith. “ Oh, Sophy, it ’s like a fairy-story come true! Think of falling heir to an old, old, old lady’s old, old, old house, in South Carolina ! I hope there ’s a big old door with a fan-light, and a Greeky front with white pillars, and a big old hall, and a big old garden — ”

“ And an old stove that smokes and old windows that rattle and an old roof that leaks, and maybe big, big old rats that squeak o’ nights,” I said darkly. For the first rapture of the astonishing news was beginning to wear thin, and doubt was appearing in spots.

“ Sophy Smith ! W T hy, if such a wonderful, beautiful, unexpected thing had happened to me — ■’ Alicia’s blue eyes misted. I have known her since the day she was born, next door to us in Boston, and she is the only person I have ever seen who can cry and look pretty while she ’s doing it; also, she can cry and laugh at the same time, being Irish. Some foolish people, who have been deceived by Alicia Gaines’s baby stare and complexion, have said she has n’t sense enough to get in out of a shower of rain. This is, of course, a libel. But what’s the odds, when every male being in sight would rush to her aid with an umbrella?

After her mother’s death I fell heir to Alicia, who, like me, was an only child, and without relatives. Lately, I ’d gotten her into our filingdepartment. She didn't belong in a business office, she whose proper background should have been an adoring husband and the latest thing in pink-and-white babies.

“ But somebody ’s got to think of stoves and roofs and rats and such, or there ’d be no living in any old house,” I reminded her, practically. “ My dear girl, don’t you realize that this thing isn't all beer and skittles?”

Alicia wrinkled her white forehead.

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“ Consider me, a hardy late-summer plant forced to uproot and transplant myself to a soil which may not in the least agree with me. Why, this means changing all my fixed habits, to trot off to live in an old house that is probably haunted by the cross-grained ghost of a lady of ninety-nine ! ”

“ If I were a ghost, you ’d be the very last person on earth I ’d want to tackle, Sophy,” remarked Alicia, dimpling. “ And as for that new soil, why, you ’ll bloom in it ! You — well, Sophy dear, up to now you have been root-bound ; you ’ve never had a chance to grow, much less to blossom. Now you can do both.”

I who was confidential secretary to the Head, looked at the girl who was admittedly the worst file-clerk on record; and she looked back at me, nodding her bright head with young wisdom.

“ I hope,” she said, wistfully, “ that there ’ll be all sorts of lovely things in your house, Sophy, — old mirrors, old books, old pictures, old furniture, old china. Lord send you ’ll find an attic ! All my life I ’ve day-dreamed of finding an attic that ’s been shut up and forgotten for ages and ages, and discovering all sorts of lovely things in all sorts of hiding-places. When I think my day-dream may come true for you, Sophy, it almost reconciles me to the pain of parting from you ; though what on earth I ’m to do without you, goodness only knows ! ” She was sitting on my bed, kimonoed, slippered, and braided. And now she looked at me with a suddenly quivering chin.

“ Alicia,” said I, “ ever since I discovered that there’s no mistake about that lawyer’s letter — that Hynds House is unaccountably, but undoubtedly mine and I ’ve got to live in it if I want to keep it — it has been borne in upon me that you are just about the worst file-clerk on earth. You ’re a navy-blue failure in a business office. Business isn’t your motif. Now, will you resign the job you fill execrably, and accept one you can fill beyond all praise — come South with me, share half-and-half whatever comes, and help make that old house a happy home for us both? ”

“ Don’t joke.” Her lips went white. “ Please, please, Sophy dear, don’t joke like that! I — well, I just could n’t bear it.”

“ I never joke,” I said indignantly. “ You little goose, did you imagine for one minute that I contemplated leaving you here by yourself, any more than I contemplate going down there by myself, if I can help it? Stop to think for a moment, Alicia. You have been like a little sister to me, ever since you were born. And — I ’m alone, except for you — and not in my first youth — and not beautiful — and not gifted ”

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At that she hurled herself off my bed and cried upon my shoulder, with her slim arms around my neck. Those young arms were beginning to make me feel wistful. If things had been different — if I had been lovely like the Scarletts, instead of looking like the Smiths — there might have been —

Well, I don’t look like the Scarletts; so there was n’t. The best I could do was to drop a kiss on Alicia’s forehead, where the bright young hair begins to break into curls.

And that is how, neither of us having the faintest notion of what was in store for us, Alicia Gaines and I turned our backs upon New York and set our faces toward Hynds House.

Chapter II

AND ARIEL MAKES MUSIC E had wired Judge Gatehell when to exvv pect us, but the venerable negro hackman who was on the lookout for us explained that the judge had a “ misery in the laigs ” which confined him to his room, and that he advised us to go to the hotel for a while.

We could n't, for was n’t our own house waiting for us? A minute later we had bundled into the ancient hack and were bumping and splashing through unpaved streets, getting wet, gray glimpses of old houses in old gardens, and every now and then a pink crape-myrtle blushing in the pouring rain. Hyndsville was, it seemed, one of those sprawling, easy-going old Carolina towns that liked plenty of elbow-room and was n’t particular about architectural order. Hynds House itself was on the extreme edge of things.

The hack presently stopped before a high iron gate in a waist-high brick wall with a spiked iron railing on top of it, the whole overrun with weeds and creepers. Of Hynds House itself one could n’t see anything but a stack of chimneys above a forest of trees.

The gate creaked and groaned on its rusty hinges ; then we were walking up a weedy, rainsoaked path where untrimmed branches slapped viciously at our faces, and tough brambles, like snares and gins, tried to catch our feet. On each side was a jungle. Of a sudden the path turned, widened into a fairly cleared space; and Hynds House was before us.

We had expected a fair-sized dwelling-house in its garden. And there confronted us, glooming under the gray and threatening sky that M seemed the only p roper and fitting canopy for it, what looked like a pile reared in medieval Europe rather than a home in America. Its stained brick walls, partly covered with ivy and lichens ; its smokeless chimneys ; its barred doors ; its many shuttered windows, like blind eyes — all appeared deliberately to thrust aside human habitancy.

A residence for woman , child , and man ,

A dwelling-place , — and yet no habitation ;

A House , — but under some prodigious ban Of Excommunication .

Yet there was nothing ruinous about it, for the Hyndses had sought to build it as the old

Egyptians sought to build their temples — to last forever, to defy time and decay. It was not only meant to be a place for Hyndses to be born and live and die in : it was a monument to Family Pride, a brick-and-granite symbol of place and power.

The walls were of an immense thickness, the corners further strengthened with great blocks of granite. The house had but two stories, with an attic under its sloping roofs, but it gave an effect of height as well as of solidity. Behind it was another brick building, the lower part of which had been used for stables and carriage house, and the upper portion as quarters for the house slaves, in the old days. Another smaller building, slate-roofed and ivy covered, was the spring-house, with a clear, cold little spring still bubbling away as merrily in its granite basin, as if all the Hyndses were not dead and gone. And there was a deep well, protected by a round stone wall, w T ith a cupola-like roof supported by four slender pillars. And everything was dank and weedy and splotched with mildew and with mold.

O’er all there hung a shadow and a fear

A sense of mystery the spirit daunted ,

And said , as plain as whisper in the ear }

The place is Haunted!

When we opened the great front door, above which was the fan-light of Alicia’s hope, just as the round front porch had the big pillars, a damp and moldy air met us. The house had not been opened since Sophronisba’s funeral, and everything — stairs, settles, tables, cabinets, pictures, the chairs backed inhospitably against the wall as if to prevent anybody from sitting in them — was covered with a shrouding pall of dust.

The hall was cross-shaped, the side passage running between the back drawing-room and library on one side, and the dining-room and two locked rooms on the other. It was a nice place, that side passage, with a fireplace and settles ; and beautiful windows opening upon the tangled garden. All the down-stairs walls were paneled : precious woods were not so hard to come by when Hynds House was built. It was lovely, of course, but depressingly dark.

We got one of the big windows open, and let some stale damp air out and some fresh damp air in. Then, having despatched our hackman for certain necessities, Alicia and I turned and stared at each other, another Alicia and Sophy staring back at us from a dim and dusty mirror opposite. If, at that moment, I could have heard the familiar buzzer at my elbow ! If I could have heard the good everyday New York “ Miss Smith, attend to this, please ” ! God wot, if I had not literally burned my bridges behind me — Oh, oh, I had!

“ The garden around this house,” — Alicia spoke in a whisper — “ stretches to the end of the world and then laps over. It has n’t been trimmed since Adam and Eye moved out. But those crape-myrtle trees are quite the loveliest things left over from Paradise, and I ’m glad we came here to see them with our own eyes ! Brace up, Sophy ! We ’ll feel heaps better when w r e ’ve had something to eat. Aren’t you frightfully hungry, and does n’t a chill suspicion strike you, somewhere around the wishbone, that if that Ancient Mariner of a hackman does n’t get back soon we shall starve? ”

At that moment, from somewhere — it seemed to us from up-stairs — a sudden flood of sweetest sound poured goldenly through that sad, dim, dusty house, as if a blithe spirit had slipped in unawares and was bidding us welcome. For a few wonderful moments the exquisite music filled the dark old place and banished gloom and neglect and decay ; then, with a pattering scamper, as of the bare, rosy feet of a beloved and mischievous child making a rush for his crib, it went as suddenly as it had come. There was nothing to break the silence but the swishing downpour of the outside rain.

When I could speak : “ It came from up-stairs ! Somebody ’s playing a violin up-stairs. I ’m going up-stairs to find out who it is.”

Alicia demurred : “ It may be a real person,

Sophy ! — a real person with a real violin. But I ’d rather believe it ’s Ariel’s self, come out of those pink crape-myrtles. Don’t go up-stairs, please, Sophy ! ”

“ Nonsense! ” said I. “ Somebody ’s played a violin and I mean to know who he is ! ”

And up-stairs I went, into a huge dark hall, with the cross-passage cutting it, and closed doors everywhere. At the front end was a most beautiful window, opening doorlike upon a tiny iron bird-cage of a balcony, hung up Southern fashion under the roof of the pillared front porch. At the rear a more ordinary door opened upon the broad veranda that ran the full width of the house. Both door and window were closed, and bolted on the inside, and the big, dark, dusty rooms which I resolutely entered were quite empty, their fireplaces boarded up, their windows close-shuttered. There was no sign anywhere of violin or player. I went down-stairs just as wise as I had gone up.

“ I told you it was Ariel ! ” Alicia stood by the open window — our windows are sunk into the walls, and cased with solid black' walnut as impervious to decay as the granite itself — and leaned out to the wet and dripping garden.

“ Sophy,” said she, in her high, sweet voice that carries like a thrush’s. “ Sophy, the best thing about this world is, that the best things in it are n’t really real. This is one of its enchanted places. Sycorax used to live in this house: that’s what you feel about it yet. But now she ’s gone, her spell is lifting, and Hynds House is going to come alive and be young again ! ”

“ At least,” I grumbled, “ admit that the dust inside and the rain outside and the weeds and mud are real ; and I ’m really hungry ! ”

a Me too ! ” Alicia assented instantly and ungrammatically. “ Oh, for a square meal ! ” She thrust her charming head out far enough for the rain to splatter on her bright hair and whip it into curls, and bring a deeper shade of pink to her cheeks, and a deeper blue to her eyes. “ Ariel ! ” she fluted, “ Spirit of the Violin, I’m hungry — earthily, worm-of-the-dustly, unromantically hungry! Send us something to eat.”

“ Why don’t you rap on one of the tables,” I suggested ironically, “ and call up your high spirits to do your bidding? ”

“ My high spirits won’t be above making you a soothing cup of coffee just as soon as that ancient

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African returns. In the meantime, let’s look around us.”

People had forests to draw from when they built rooms like those in Hynds House. There were eight of them on the first floor. On one side the two drawing-rooms, the library, and behind that a room evidently used for an office. We did n’t know it then, of course, but that library was treasure trove. Almost every book and pamphlet covering the early American settlements, that is of any value at all, is in Hynds House library ; we have some pamphlets that even the British Museum lacks.

The rooms had enough furniture to stock half a dozen antique-shops, all of it in a shocking state, the brocades in tatters, the carvings caked with dust. You could n’t see yourself in the tarnished mirrors, the portaits were black with dirt, and most of the prints were badly stained. Alicia swooped upon a pair of china dogs with mauve eyes and black spots and sloppy red tongues, on a what-not in a corner. She said she had been aching for a china dog ever since she was born.

“ Oh, Sophy ! ” cried she, dancing, “ was n’t it heavenly of that old soul to die and leave you two whole china dogs ! I would n’t want sure-enough dogs that looked like these, but as china dogs they ’re perfect ! And cast your eyes about you, Sophy! Have you ever in all your life seen a house that needed so much done to it as this house does?

“ ‘ If seven maids with seven mops,

Swept it for half a year,

Do you suppose/ the Walrus said,

‘ That that would make it clear ? 1 ‘I doubt it/ said the Carpenter,

* And — ’

“ Sophy ! I shall clean some of these windows myself. Did you know that Queen Victoria, when she was a child, had the same virtuous inclination? Well, she had, and you see how she turned out ! ”

“ I don’t believe it ! ”

“ Don’t be skeptical ! — Look at that pink mustache-cup over there on that little table ! Who do you suppose had a mustache and drank out of that cup? It couldn’t have been Sophronisba herself? I insist that it was a black-mustached Confederate with a red sash around his waist. I adore Confederates! They’re the most glamorous, romantic figures in American history. I wish a black mustache went along with the cup and the house; don’t you? It would make things so much more interesting ! ” And she began to sing, at the top of her voice, in the sad and faded room that had n’t heard a singing voice these many, many years:

“‘Arrah, Missis McGraw,’ the Captain said,

‘Will ye make a sojer av your son Ted?

Wid a g-r-rand mus-tache, an’ a three-eocked hat, Wisha, Missis McGraw, wouldn’t you like that!

You like that — tooroo looroo loo!

Wisha , Missis McGraw , wouldn’t you like that!’”

If Great-Aunt Sophronisba’s ghost, and the scandalized ghosts of all the haughy Hyndses ever intended to walk, now was the accepted time! And as if that graceless ballad were the signal for something to happen, upon the hall window-shutter sounded three loud, imperative knocks.

Alicia dashed down the hall.

“ Sophy ! ” she called, breathlessly, “ Sophy ! ”

Framed in the open window, with the dripping trees and the slanting rain behind him, was the bizarre, the astounding figure of a gnomelike negro in a terra-cotta robe fastened about the waist with a girdle made of a twisted black shawl with the most beautiful Persian border and fringe. A striped silk scarf was bound turbanwise about his head, from which tufts of snowy wool protruded. From his ears hung crescentshaped silver ear-rings studded with coral and turquoise; a necklace of the same barbaric magnificence was about his neck, and his arms were covered with bracelets. His deep-set eyes, his flat nose, his mouth set in a thousand fine wrinkles, the whole aspect of him, breathed a sly and impish drollery. He glanced from Alicia to me with the smiling malice of a jinnee delighted to mystify mortals. Then with a rapid movement he shifted the umbrella he carried over a large linen-covered tray, eased the latter upon the deep window-ledge, and beckoned with a very black and beringed hand.

“ For us? ” breathed Alicia.

With a fine flourish he swept aside the linen covering. And there was golden-brown chicken, white rice, cream gravy, hot hiscuit, cool sliced tomatoes with sprigs of green parsley, fresh butter, fresh cream, a great slab of heavenly cake, a wicker basket of Elberta peaches, rain-cooled, odorous, delicious, and a pot of steaming coffee. On the edge of the tray was a cluster of rainwashed roses.

“ No,” Alicia doubted, “ this is not true: it can’t be ! — Sophy, do you see it, too? ”

He motioned her to take the tray ; and his ear-rings swung, and all his bracelets set up a silver tinkling. An automobile honked outside in the street shut off by our garden trees, and a dog barked. Our jinnee cocked a cautious head and a listening ear, thrust the tray upon Alicia, and with inconceivable swiftness vanished around a corner.

u Let ’s hurry and eat it before it, too, takes to its heels,” said Alicia, practically. Without further ado we dragged forward a small table, and fell to. Aladdin probably tasted fare like that, the first time he rubbed the magic lamp.

When we had polished the last chicken bone, and had that comfortable feeling that nothing can give so thoroughly as a good meal, Alicia carefully examined the china and silver.

“ Old blue-and-white English china ; English silver initialed ‘ R.H.G.’ Sophy, handle this prayerfully: it’s an apostle spoon. Think of having a jinnee fetch you your coffee, and of stirring it with an apostle spoon.”

She spoke reverently. Alicia is the sort who flattens her nose against antique-shop windows, and would go without dessert for a month of Sundays and trudge afoot to save carfare, if thereby she might buy an old print, or a bit of pottery ; just as I am content to admire the print or the pottery in the shop window, feeling sure that when they are finally sold to somebody better able to buy them, something else I can admire just as much will take their place. Mine is a philosophy not altogether to be despised, though Alicia rejects it. She handled the blue-and-white ware with tender hands, laid the silver together, and set the tray upon the window-ledge. Then, on a leaf of my pocket memorandum — she never carries one of her own — she scribbled the following absurdity and pinned it to the linen cover :

Ariel, accept the gratitude of mortals set down hungry in the house of Sycorax. Gay and kind spirit, when we broke your bread you broke her spell : the wishbone of your chicken has cooked her goose! Maker of Music, Donator of Dinners, thanks!

“ And now,” said she, “ having been serenaded, and satisfied with nothing short of perfection, let’s go up-stairs, Sophy, and decide where we shall sleep to-night.”

We chose the front room because of a gate-legged table that Alicia wanted to say her prayers beside, and because of the particularly fine portrait of a colonial gentleman above the mantel, a very handsome man in claret-colored satin, with a vest of flowered gold brocade, a gold-hilted sword upon which his fine fingers rested, and a pair of silk-stockinged legs of which he seemed complacently aware.

“ I wish you were n’t dead,” Alicia told him regretfully. “ Your taste in clothes is above all praise, though I fancy you were somewhat too vain of your legs, sir. I never knew before that men had legs like that, did you, Sophy? ”

“ I take no pleasure in the legs of a man.” I quoted the Psalmist acridly enough.

“ Don’t pay any attention to Sophy,” Alicia advised the portrait, naughtily. “ Just to prove how much we both admire you, you shall have Ariel’s roses.” She had brought them up-stairs with us, and now she walked over to the mantel to place them beneath the picture.