Preface
This is a buoy swung over the rocks. If it shall keep ship, bark, fore-and-aft schooner, or hermaphrodite brig from driving on a lee shore, " all's well."
The book is not more for young men than old. The Calabria was wrecked " the last day out."
Nor is the book more for men than women. The best being that God ever made is a good woman, and the worst that the devil ever made is a bad one. If anything herein shall be a warning either to man or woman, I will be glad that the manuscript was caught up between the sharp teeth of the type.
T. D. W. T.
Brooklyn, January ist, 1872.
Contents
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The Massacre by Needle and Sewing-Machine 94
The Gun that Kicks over the Man who Shoots it off 241
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The end
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