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Gargantua and Pantagruel

François Rabelais · Public domain text

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The Five Books of the Lives and Deeds of Gargantua and Pantagruel (French: Les Cinq livres des faits et dits de Gargantua et Pantagruel), often shortened to Gargantua and Pantagruel or the Cinq Livres (Five Books), is a pentalogy of novels written in the 16th century by François Rabelais.

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Author
François Rabelais
Language
English
Subjects
Giants › Fiction, Fantasy fiction, French › Translations into English, Gargantua (Legendary character) › Fiction
Length
317,228 words · about 22 h 13 min
Sections
311 reader sections · Table of contents
Contents (311)
  1. Opening about 1 min
  2. 1. I.--Of the Genealogy and Antiquity of Gargantua under 1 min
  3. 1. VI.--How Gargantua was born in a strange manner under 1 min
  4. 1. XII.--Of Gargantua’s wooden horses under 1 min
  5. 1. XV.--How Gargantua was put under other schoolmasters under 1 min
  6. 1. XIX.--The oration of Master Janotus de Bragmardo for recovery of the bells under 1 min
  7. 1. XXII.--The games of Gargantua under 1 min
  8. 1. XXIV.--How Gargantua spent his time in rainy weather under 1 min
  9. 1. XXXII.--How Grangousier, to buy peace, caused the cakes to be restored under 1 min
  10. 1. XXXVIII.--How Gargantua did eat up six pilgrims in a salad under 1 min
  11. 1. XLII.--How the Monk encouraged his fellow-champions, and how he hanged upon a tree under 1 min
  12. 1. XLVI.--How Grangousier did very kindly entertain Touchfaucet his prisoner under 1 min
  13. 1. LVIII.--A prophetical Riddle under 1 min
  14. 2. V.--Of the acts of the noble Pantagruel in his youthful age under 1 min
  15. 2. VII.--How Pantagruel came to Paris, and of the choice books of the Library of St. Victor under 1 min
  16. 2. IX.--How Pantagruel found Panurge, whom he loved all his lifetime under 1 min
  17. 2. XVI.--Of the qualities and conditions of Panurge under 1 min
  18. 2. XXII.--How Panurge served a Parisian lady a trick that pleased her not very well about 1 min
  19. 2. XXVIII.--How Pantagruel got the victory very strangely over the Dipsodes and the Giants under 1 min
  20. 2. XXXIV.--The conclusion of this present book, and the excuse of the author under 1 min
  21. 3. I.--How Pantagruel transported a colony of Utopians into Dipsody under 1 min
  22. 3. VI.--Why new married men were privileged from going to the wars under 1 min
  23. 3. IX.--How Panurge asketh counsel of Pantagruel whether he should marry, yea, or no under 1 min
  24. 3. XVII.--How Panurge spoke to the Sibyl of Panzoust under 1 min
  25. 3. XXVIII.--How Friar John comforteth Panurge in the doubtful matter of cuckoldry under 1 min
  26. 3. XXXI.--How the physician Rondibilis counselleth Panurge under 1 min
  27. 3. XXXV.--How the philosopher Trouillogan handleth the difficulty of marriage under 1 min
  28. 3. XXXVIII.--How Triboulet is set forth and blazed by Pantagruel and Panurge under 1 min
  29. 3. XLVI.--How Pantagruel and Panurge diversely interpret the words of Triboulet under 1 min
  30. 3. LI.--Why it is called Pantagruelion, and of the admirable virtues thereof under 1 min
  31. 4. II.--How Pantagruel bought many rarities in the island of Medamothy under 1 min
  32. 4. VIII.--How Panurge caused Dingdong and his sheep to be drowned in the sea under 1 min
  33. 4. XI.--Why monks love to be in kitchens under 1 min
  34. 4. XVI.--How Friar John made trial of the nature of the catchpoles under 1 min
  35. 4. XX.--How the pilots were forsaking their ships in the greatest stress of weather under 1 min
  36. 4. XXVI.--How the good Macrobius gave us an account of the mansion and decease of the heroes under 1 min
  37. 4. XXXII.--A continuation of Shrovetide’s countenance under 1 min
  38. 4. XXXIV.--How the monstrous physeter was slain by Pantagruel under 1 min
  39. 4. XXXVI.--How the wild Chitterlings laid an ambuscado for Pantagruel under 1 min
  40. 4. LVI.--How among the frozen words Pantagruel found some odd ones under 1 min
  41. 4. LXII.--How Gaster invented an art to avoid being hurt or touched by cannon-balls under 1 min
  42. 4. LXVI.--How, by Pantagruel’s order, the Muses were saluted near the isle of Ganabim under 1 min
  43. 5. X.--How Pantagruel arrived at the island of Sharping under 1 min
  44. 5. XV.--How Friar John talks of rooting out the Furred Law-cats under 1 min
  45. 5. XVII.--How we went forwards, and how Panurge had like to have been killed under 1 min
  46. 5. XXI.--How the Queen passed her time after dinner under 1 min
  47. 5. XXIII.--How the Queen was served at dinner, and of her way of eating under 1 min
  48. 5. XXVII.--How we came to the island of Sandals; and of the order of Semiquaver Friars under 1 min
  49. 5. XXXIV.--How we arrived at the Oracle of the Bottle under 1 min
  50. 5. XXXIX.--How we saw Bacchus’s army drawn up in battalia in mosaic work under 1 min
  51. 5. XLI.--How the temple was illuminated with a wonderful lamp under 1 min
  52. Introduction about 59 min
  53. 1. I about 3 min
  54. 1. II about 4 min
  55. 1. III about 3 min
  56. 1. IV about 2 min
  57. 1. V about 6 min
  58. 1. VI about 4 min
  59. 1. VII about 3 min
  60. 1. VIII about 5 min
  61. 1. IX about 4 min
  62. 1. X about 6 min
  63. 1. XI about 4 min
  64. 1. XII about 4 min
  65. 1. XIII about 5 min
  66. 1. XIV about 3 min
  67. 1. XV about 3 min
  68. 1. XVI about 3 min
  69. 1. XVII about 3 min
  70. 1. XVIII about 1 min
  71. 1. XIX about 3 min
  72. 1. XX about 4 min
  73. 1. XXI about 4 min
  74. 1. XXII about 5 min
  75. 1. XXIII about 11 min
  76. 1. XXIV about 3 min
  77. 1. XXV about 4 min
  78. 1. XXVI about 2 min
  79. 1. XXVII about 9 min
  80. 1. XXVIII about 3 min
  81. 1. XXIX about 2 min
  82. 1. XXX about 1 min
  83. 1. XXXI about 5 min
  84. 1. XXXII about 5 min
  85. 1. XXXIII about 6 min
  86. 1. XXXIV about 3 min
  87. 1. XXXV about 4 min
  88. 1. XXXVI about 4 min
  89. 1. XXXVII about 3 min
  90. 1. XXXVIII about 4 min
  91. 1. XXXIX about 6 min
  92. 1. XL about 4 min
  93. 1. XLI about 3 min
  94. 1. XLII about 3 min
  95. 1. XLIII about 5 min
  96. 1. XLIV about 4 min
  97. 1. XLV about 4 min
  98. 1. XLVI about 4 min
  99. 1. XLVII about 4 min
  100. 1. XLVIII about 4 min
  101. 1. XLIX about 2 min
  102. 1. L about 6 min
  103. 1. LI about 2 min
  104. 1. LII about 3 min
  105. 1. LIII about 3 min
  106. 1. LIV about 3 min
  107. 1. LV about 2 min
  108. 1. LVI about 4 min
  109. 1. LVII about 2 min
  110. 1. LVIII about 12 min
  111. 2. I about 7 min
  112. 2. II about 5 min
  113. 2. III about 4 min
  114. 2. IV about 5 min
  115. 2. V about 6 min
  116. 2. VI about 4 min
  117. 2. VII about 6 min
  118. 2. VIII about 9 min
  119. 2. IX about 8 min
  120. 2. X about 7 min
  121. 2. XI about 7 min
  122. 2. XII about 7 min
  123. 2. XIII about 4 min
  124. 2. XIV about 10 min
  125. 2. XV about 8 min
  126. 2. XVI about 8 min
  127. 2. XVII about 7 min
  128. 2. XVIII about 8 min
  129. 2. XIX about 7 min
  130. 2. XX about 2 min
  131. 2. XXI about 7 min
  132. 2. XXII about 4 min
  133. 2. XXIII about 2 min
  134. 2. XXIV about 6 min
  135. 2. XXV about 3 min
  136. 2. XXVI about 5 min
  137. 2. XXVII about 4 min
  138. 2. XXVIII about 8 min
  139. 2. XXIX about 8 min
  140. 2. XXX about 9 min
  141. 2. XXXI about 4 min
  142. 2. XXXII about 6 min
  143. 2. XXXIII about 3 min
  144. 2. XXXIV about 3 min
  145. III. THE THIRD BOOK about 14 min
  146. 3. I about 6 min
  147. 3. II about 7 min
  148. 3. III about 8 min
  149. 3. IV about 6 min
  150. 3. V about 4 min
  151. 3. VI about 4 min
  152. 3. VII about 5 min
  153. 3. VIII about 5 min
  154. 3. IX about 5 min
  155. 3. X about 5 min
  156. 3. XI about 3 min
  157. 3. XII about 7 min
  158. 3. XIII about 11 min
  159. 3. XIV about 10 min
  160. 3. XV about 5 min
  161. 3. XVI about 6 min
  162. 3. XVII about 6 min
  163. 3. XVIII about 8 min
  164. 3. XIX about 8 min
  165. 3. XX about 8 min
  166. 3. XXI about 6 min
  167. 3. XXII about 4 min
  168. 3. XXIII about 10 min
  169. 3. XXIV about 6 min
  170. 3. XXV about 9 min
  171. 3. XXVI about 5 min
  172. 3. XXVII about 6 min
  173. 3. XXVIII about 11 min
  174. 3. XXIX about 4 min
  175. 3. XXX about 7 min
  176. 3. XXXI about 10 min
  177. 3. XXXII about 7 min
  178. 3. XXXIII about 6 min
  179. 3. XXXIV about 7 min
  180. 3. XXXV about 4 min
  181. 3. XXXVI about 8 min
  182. 3. XXXVII about 7 min
  183. 3. XXXVIII about 4 min
  184. 3. XXXIX about 5 min
  185. 3. XL about 6 min
  186. 3. XLI about 7 min
  187. 3. XLII about 7 min
  188. 3. XLIII about 5 min
  189. 3. XLIV about 6 min
  190. 3. XLV about 6 min
  191. 3. XLVI about 4 min
  192. 3. XLVII about 4 min
  193. 3. XLVIII about 11 min
  194. 3. XLIX about 5 min
  195. 3. L about 7 min
  196. 3. LI about 11 min
  197. 3. LII about 8 min
  198. IV. THE FOURTH BOOK about 38 min
  199. 4. I about 4 min
  200. 4. II about 4 min
  201. 4. III about 4 min
  202. 4. IV about 4 min
  203. 4. V about 3 min
  204. 4. VI about 3 min
  205. 4. VII about 4 min
  206. 4. VIII about 3 min
  207. 4. IX about 6 min
  208. 4. X about 3 min
  209. 4. XI about 4 min
  210. 4. XII about 6 min
  211. 4. XIII about 5 min
  212. 4. XIV about 4 min
  213. 4. XV about 5 min
  214. 4. XVI about 4 min
  215. 4. XVII about 4 min
  216. 4. XVIII about 4 min
  217. 4. XIX about 4 min
  218. 4. XX about 4 min
  219. 4. XXI about 3 min
  220. 4. XXII about 4 min
  221. 4. XXIII about 3 min
  222. 4. XXIV about 3 min
  223. 4. XXV about 3 min
  224. 4. XXVI about 3 min
  225. 4. XXVII about 4 min
  226. 4. XXVIII about 3 min
  227. 4. XXIX about 3 min
  228. 4. XXX about 2 min
  229. 4. XXXI about 2 min
  230. 4. XXXII about 5 min
  231. 4. XXXIII about 3 min
  232. 4. XXXIV about 4 min
  233. 4. XXXV about 3 min
  234. 4. XXXVI about 3 min
  235. 4. XXXVII about 6 min
  236. 4. XXXVIII about 2 min
  237. 4. XXXIX about 2 min
  238. 4. XL about 2 min
  239. 4. XLI about 3 min
  240. 4. XLII about 2 min
  241. 4. XLIII about 3 min
  242. 4. XLIV about 3 min
  243. 4. XLV about 4 min
  244. 4. XLVI about 5 min
  245. 4. XLVII about 3 min
  246. 4. XLVIII about 4 min
  247. 4. XLIX about 4 min
  248. 4. L about 3 min
  249. 4. LI about 3 min
  250. 4. LII about 6 min
  251. 4. LIII about 5 min
  252. 4. LIV about 3 min
  253. 4. LV about 3 min
  254. 4. LVI about 3 min
  255. 4. LVII about 4 min
  256. 4. LVIII about 3 min
  257. 4. LIX about 3 min
  258. 4. LX about 2 min
  259. 4. LXI about 3 min
  260. 4. LXII about 5 min
  261. 4. LXIII about 4 min
  262. 4. LXIV about 4 min
  263. 4. LXV about 4 min
  264. 4. LXVI about 3 min
  265. 4. LXVII about 16 min
  266. 5. I about 4 min
  267. 5. II about 3 min
  268. 5. III about 3 min
  269. 5. IV about 4 min
  270. 5. V about 3 min
  271. 5. VI about 4 min
  272. 5. VII about 8 min
  273. 5. VIII about 4 min
  274. 5. IX about 3 min
  275. 5. X about 3 min
  276. 5. XI about 6 min
  277. 5. XII about 3 min
  278. 5. XIII about 4 min
  279. 5. XIV about 3 min
  280. 5. XV about 8 min
  281. 5. XVI about 10 min
  282. 5. XVII about 3 min
  283. 5. XVIII about 6 min
  284. 5. XIX about 3 min
  285. 5. XX about 5 min
  286. 5. XXI about 4 min
  287. 5. XXII about 4 min
  288. 5. XXIII about 3 min
  289. 5. XXIV about 4 min
  290. 5. XXV about 9 min
  291. 5. XXVI about 3 min
  292. 5. XXVII about 8 min
  293. 5. XXVIII about 7 min
  294. 5. XXIX about 4 min
  295. 5. XXX about 7 min
  296. 5. XXXI about 4 min
  297. 5. XXXII about 1 min
  298. 5. XXXIII about 3 min
  299. 5. XXXIV about 3 min
  300. 5. XXXV about 2 min
  301. 5. XXXVI about 4 min
  302. 5. XXXVII about 2 min
  303. 5. XXXVIII about 2 min
  304. 5. XXXIX about 3 min
  305. 5. XL about 3 min
  306. 5. XLI about 12 min
  307. 5. XLIII about 2 min
  308. 5. XLIV about 2 min
  309. 5. XLV about 3 min
  310. 5. XLVI about 3 min
  311. 5. XLVII about 3 min

The opening of Introduction

Had Rabelais never written his strange and marvellous romance, no one would ever have imagined the possibility of its production. It stands outside other things--a mixture of mad mirth and gravity, of folly and reason, of childishness and grandeur, of the commonplace and the out-of-the-way, of popular verve and polished humanism, of mother-wit and learning, of baseness and nobility, of personalities and broad generalization, of the comic and the serious, of the impossible and the familiar. Throughout the whole there is such a force of life and thought, such a power of good sense, a kind of assurance so authoritative, that he takes rank with the greatest; and his peers are not many. You may like him or not, may attack him or sing his praises, but you cannot ignore him. He is of those that die hard. Be as fastidious as you will; make up your mind to recognize only those who are, without any manner of doubt, beyond and above all others; however few the names you keep, Rabelais’ will always remain.

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